A Pile Of Shit

i've seen much of shits these weeks,
tuuut....

last few days our toilet went stuck,
i found that it was clog,
after i finished pooping...
sounds disgusting eh??
kekekeke...

well, yea after that night,
my sister saw a piece of shit inside the toilet bowl,
and she asked me,
"is that yours?"

HUH?! could it be mine?
i remebered i flushed it already even though its clog,
and yea all of it did disappear before i leave the toilet!!
tuuut... let's make it,
unknown's shit... well it could be my housemate's!!
i'm not the only one who poops in my house right?

so after few days of pouring the renovator solvent fluid in the toilet bowl,
the shit was still there for few days,
and because of the chemical solvent it kinda like...
mashed?? or... disperse? or... scatter??
tuuuuut....
and finally its unclog,
and the shit was no longer there anymore~~~


today i went to Bangi Kopitiam with my college friends for tea time,
and when i went into the ladies room,
i smell something funny,
and the toilet bowl was covered...
since i was so deseperate to make space for my bladder,
i just open the cover and...
OMG!!!!
DISGUSTING DISGUSTING!!
shit... SHIT... SHIT!!!!!!!!!
its all like, the water changed to brown,
shits floating everywhere,
big or small pieces of them,
like the toilet bowl was their very own swimming pool,
float float float around...
and the smell,
OMG!!!!!
i ran out after i saw that,
and told the waiter...
"can, can u please check the ladies room...."
the waiter seems to know that something bad happened to me,
lol, so he went to clean the toilet for me,
kekekekekeke....

shits...
its like, yea i've seen it for 19 years,
but... i dno...
if it's unknown's shit or somebody's shit,
who would ever wanna see them?!
TUUUUUUUUUUUT....